Thorntons Big Gulp letra

You wear more make-up than zsa-zsa gabor
Been engaged thirty times because you're a whore
Who did you blow to get in tattoo magazine?
They airbrushed your teeth so them shits would look clean
You wanna be the coolest girl, the leader of the pack
But you can't be respected when you're face-deep in sack
You got pissed off online when your bubble started burstin'
It's not my fault you fucked everyone from fat rob to rich thurston
I'd be so ashamed if you were my daughter
Were you up all night when you fucked slaughter?
Fuck any band whether skinhead or dreaded
Been in more tour vans than premium unleaded
More paint on your eyebrows than tammy fay baker
"x"es tattooed on your chest because you're a faker
You "did something crazy" when you shaved your head
But who's gonna fuck the bands when aids kills you dead?
You even dated the singer from strangers as homos
This doesn't rhyme, you just fucking suck
Bright pink hair, thinking you look tight
But you're not cute, you look like a transvestite
Fuck anyone for scene points who's willing and able
Been laid in more hotel rooms than basic cable
Claiming straightedge but tipping back beers
You'd fuck propaghandi except they're all queers

Pitboss 2000 - Letras

• Banerio
• Bats And Gats 99
• Billy C
• Blow The Ladder/Coatrack Payback
• Bomb Tibet
• Bros Before Hoes
• Carpe Pun
• Cash For The Rage
• Circle Moshing Rules
• DeathRace 2000
• Dented Chest
• Driving With Your Chin (The Ballad of Christopher)
• Ducan is a Fruit
• Fat Pig
• Get Off The Nutz
• Good Clean Queers
• Grin And Ferret
• Grindario
• Hardcore Loser (The Ballad of Chubby Fresh)
• Lesbostrokathon
• Life's Too Short
• Mike Ski's Voice
• Mullet In Progress
• NailBomb
• Nerdario 99
• Prant
• Sellout 99
• Telemundo
• Texas is The Reason Emo Kids Sucks 99
• Thorntons Big Gulp
• Through It All
• Viking Sex
• Welfare Driveby
• Wiggario
• XXXgodsmackedXXX