Carpe Pun letra

You can get emotional when elliott starts to sing
As long as i can put my weezer in your promise ring
Spread your legs wide open, let me show you what i like
I'll show you where i park my small brown bike
Punk rock girls are hot, metal girls make me drool
Hardcore girls are sexy, but emo girls rule
Short spiky hair, and horn-rimmed glasses
Sweet emo pussies, tight emo asses
We can walk on the beach and stare up at the moon
I'll rock back and forth 'til i'm balls deep in pun
Further seems forever when you're with ben w. o
I'll eat you out all night while you sing with rufio
Juliana has a theory that i'm the best
When we fucked in my car, that's what she dashboard confessed
This boy sets a fire in your heart & in your drawls
Because i've fucked more feminists than republican laws
You need me because emo boys act too gay
When you need men pitboss saves the day
You'd see planes mistaken for stars if you acted more "whorey"
Lay back, let me show you a new found glory

Pitboss 2000 - Letras

• Banerio
• Bats And Gats 99
• Billy C
• Blow The Ladder/Coatrack Payback
• Bomb Tibet
• Bros Before Hoes
• Carpe Pun
• Cash For The Rage
• Circle Moshing Rules
• DeathRace 2000
• Dented Chest
• Driving With Your Chin (The Ballad of Christopher)
• Ducan is a Fruit
• Fat Pig
• Get Off The Nutz
• Good Clean Queers
• Grin And Ferret
• Grindario
• Hardcore Loser (The Ballad of Chubby Fresh)
• Lesbostrokathon
• Life's Too Short
• Mike Ski's Voice
• Mullet In Progress
• NailBomb
• Nerdario 99
• Prant
• Sellout 99
• Telemundo
• Texas is The Reason Emo Kids Sucks 99
• Thorntons Big Gulp
• Through It All
• Viking Sex
• Welfare Driveby
• Wiggario
• XXXgodsmackedXXX